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The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« on: March 07, 2012, 07:33:45 PM »
Today I learned I can fit three whole Del Taco tacos in my mouth and not choke to death.

I take pride in this knowledge.

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 07:10:19 AM »
Today(or more yesterday because I've not done anything yet today) I learned that the gravy farmer employ the fish people of Gotnuked to harvest their bacon. It's true.
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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »
I truly believe that!  That is awesome.

Today I learned if you are polite to the customer service guy who's reconnecting your internet you can get a substantial discount on the price.

Thanks Customer service guy!

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2012, 06:28:13 PM »
Today I learned that I never have to buy another bagel in my life... all you have to do is wait out side of einstines bagels for closing time and the workers bring out garbage bags of nothing but bagels and set them out by the garbage can. They are usually tripple layered simply due to the weight of all the bagely goodness. Just wait til they are gone and bam a whole month of bagels fro a family of twenty right there. I'll tell you one thing when i become a hobo I'll never starve. I sat in the car and just watched but man...if I didnt think it was illegal it might be a good idea.
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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 12:44:17 PM »
Today I learned that a regular diet consisting of nothing but gas station hot dogs will play merry hell with your internal organs.

unnnnnnggggggg my organs!!!

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2012, 05:17:18 AM »
I learned that the only movie worse than this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXdCzfvH_d8  is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIxJ6QikdrE .
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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 10:06:37 PM »
I watched that.  Holy crap that movie sucked.

Why would you spend that much money, time, and effort to make something so awful.   Madness.

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 10:13:38 PM »
Today I learned that watching horrible more movies is even more fun if you do it with victims..ermmm.. i mean friends.
oh, and that Troll 2 is amazing.

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 05:57:09 AM »
Oh good a positive review. I've been sitting on the fence waiting to hear someones opinion on this one.  :D

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2012, 10:21:36 PM »
its so bad that its good. trust me

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 08:28:17 AM »
Today I learned that I am two days older than Cartoon Network.
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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 10:06:30 AM »
Today I learned that in order to sign up on this forum i have to say ZombieCarter is a ten in attractiveness. . .Apparently 6 wasn't good enough.  ???

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 07:33:17 AM »
I learned that you could get a brain sandwich in Chicago back in the high of its slaughterhouse days. The sandwich was made of deep fried cow brains with onions on bread.
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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2012, 10:59:53 AM »
Today I learned that if I want to get into the site's forum it would help if I could remember the password.

I am a dumb man sometimes.

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Re: The today I learned thread. What did you learn today?
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2012, 09:55:22 AM »
Today I learned that parents aren't as amused by the things that I tell their children as I am.

And that will be the subject of Friday's comic btw.  Prepare for another episode of 100% true tales of a cartoonist.