This would certainly make the zombpocalypse somewhat more awkward though. However, it might be a slower take over as I imagine many gay zombies might take a while to come out of the closet before attacking someone.

Got to wonder what would go through peoples heads if the world was being overrun with zombies. Stealing whatever was not nailed down seams like a pretty safe bet.

But what do you take? Most things in our society would be fairly useless, no electricity and such. What good is your big screen TV with nothing to power it or watch. Oh and it’s pretty heavy to carry while your being pursued by the hungry dead.

As for me, if the crap ever hits the fan, I’ll be raiding the local Army/Navy surplus store…. And since plain old survival can still get pretty boring, yeah I’ll raid the comic book shop afterwards.

Note: Some smart alec just pointed out to me in the second panel I forgot the blood that the guy was lying in. I have an explanation- He slurped it up, didn’t want it to go to waist.

But you ask how did he clean up? There would still be smears everywhere. I have an explanation- he’s an Olympic class slurper. He’s very good.

Now leave me alone about it.

It’s very important in this day and age that all zombies keep up their strengths. We have a lot to contend with what with the ravages of decay all the way to those pesky humans who refuse to lay down and be lunch.

I’d just like to say thanks to Theonion.com for providing this excellent news article so I can stay informed of the latest zombie health issues.

Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

I just watched this movie and all I can say is wow! I must have it and it is my sole reason for living. All two of you who read this comic go out and buy this game. The more people who buy it the more they will make. The more they make the better my life gets.

Go on you selfish people can’t you think about me and my needs for a change.

“What the?” You say, “Why would do that, Carter, your Rabid hatred of other’s opinions has never let you do that before. Gasp!…This must be a sign of the apocalypse!”

Yes I know. This is completely out of character for me. Lets call it an experiment… It’s not all bad though. With the wordpress theme I’m using, for some reason I can’t get the comments to work on the main comic post. Don’t really know why, so for now your limited to commenting on these ridiculous posts of mine.

…all two people who read this.

Check it out.

http://thunderpanda.com/thezombiefiesix/

I just saw watched the video and it better not be a joke, because this will give my sad and empty empty life new meaning.

Holy poopski… Nazi Zombies are in the New “Call of Duty 5!” I was going to skip this title, but if this is true I will pre-order now and camp out at the store…. now I’m all giggly with anticipation…yes I’m a freak that way.

In case you didn’t get that let me rephrase.

There are Nazi Zombies in Call of duty 5?!!! prepare to abandon your lives in favor of this new digital Nervana.

I love the whole idea of Nazi Zombies. Go out and rent “ShockWaves” for some more Nazi Zombie goodness. it has Peter Cushing in it, and everything he ever did was pure awesomness.

Furries seem to be a touchy subject on the web. Make fun of them and your likely to have some fairly feisty people lining up to strangle you with your own guts. I don’t really understand this myself. Feel free to make fun of anything I hold dear and I could care less….

….generally. Sooooo help me though you make fun of my zombies and I’ll track you down and feast on your still quivering soul! (Insert screams of unbridled rage here) Dang it just realized I’m a Hypocrite again. Hate it when that happens.

When it comes down to furries maybe it’s the level of “Furryness” you choose.
Example:
1. Hot busty chick with fox ears = Good. I think we can all get behind that.
2. Your morbidly obese, creepy, and sweaty uncle dressing up as a full on S&M woodchuck and meeting other raccoons and “wild life” so they can “Paddle” each other out in the woods. = Not quite as good.

To each there own I guess… Please don’t send me hate mail. Unless your the first type of furry I referred to, then please make sure so send a picture of yourself as well.