Zombies: They never stop… Ever.
They don’t call them the Relentless dead for nothing. Zombies just never stop…. ever… Their stamina is legendary.
And yes, all that that implies.
Of course that is offset by the fact that they aren’t very coordinated, they fall down a lot, and horribly disgusting fluids seep out of their gross bodies.
But let’s be honest with each other. Isn’t that how EVERY person is at “last call” at your local singles bar. Don’t deny it.
Embrace your shame!