Zombies make the worst neighbors.
In today’s Zombie Nation webcomic we face the greatest of fears involved with moving. That of meeting new neighbors. NooooooooO!!!
Actually for me this won’t be bad at all. I’m moving 100 yards and I already know them. I will however not miss my current neighbors.
They aren’t bad people, but occasionally they do like their music. My wife never notices, but I’m pretty hypersensitive to sound and if I here it even for a minute… It fills me instantly with a white hot rage that only the blood of the innocent can satisfy. I realize that I’m insane about this, but what can you do.
Take more Prozac I suppose….. mmmm…. sweet sweet Prozac.