Zombie Noobs get no respect whatsoever.

Just like when I’m playing “Call of Duty” on Xbox live and some little prepubescent butthole calls me a noob, Zombie Noobs get nor respect.

Yeah! I know I suck at this game, you little twelve year old snot, but unlike you I’ve actually touched a boob so shut up, get your mom to pack your school lunch, and have some respect for your elders.

I am old….. So very old.

All of you just remember this for when we are all zombies, and don’t make fun of zombie noobs.