You inhuman Monsters
Our cast of zombie misfits finally makes it into the theater only to find out who the real monsters are. Concession prices.
Three dollars for a pack of M$M’s. More like S&M’s.
Okay I’m a little ashamed of that joke, but then I’m ashamed of myself for a lot of reasons. This is just one of many. The joke stays.
Seriously though, I don’t go to the theater anymore. Every time I do, I walk funny for the next few days and I feel used. Attn: Hollywood, either lower your prices or this is one zombie in the making who is not giving you people my money.