Dang vampires and there gosh darned vampire blood cults. Always trying to sacrifice someone to La Magra, you know… The blood god.
So a cult of people who sit around chanting in dirty bathrobes that have not been washed since Cthulu walked the earth the first time? Eew!
It could be worse. They could all be sparkle vampires AND smell like Cthulu’s sweaty armpit.
CULT SHAMING!!! I shall not stand for this madness! Everyone is perma ultimate omega banned!
Just Kidding I find this all highly amusing. 🙂
Do not give the Twits (Twilight Fans) any more bad ideas.
Sparkle-boy makes them sound like Buddhists… I don’t think I like the comparison!
Maybe they will leave if you send the sparkly non abomination to them.
Damn it! I forgot to add his sparkles. I’ll do that when I get home tonight.
Carter remember the abomination is only suppose to sparkle in sun light.
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