Well, that ought to even the playing field during the zombie apocalypse.

Zombies With Guns Rock!  Why should all the humans have all the fun of the random violence and looting to be had during the coming zombie apocalypse.

I know I’m looking forward to the day when the law no longer constrains me….. Then Milla Jovovich will be mine……er.

(If my wife is reading this… by “Mine” I mean we will be strictly… platonic friends.  Not that I will keep her in a giant bug jar I have in my basement… That would be crazy.  Yes… crazy.)

I’m not crazy damn it!