This Makes Cthulhu Sad
I suppose if you’re an unknowable Old One like Cthulhu with goals of destroying and wiping out humanity it would probably be pretty disappointing to find the zombie apocalypse beat you to the punch.
Serves you right, Cthulhu! You probably should have stopped hitting that snooze alarm eons ago!
On second thought it may be a bad idea to make a webcomic chastising an ancient evil being that could drive me mad just by glimpsing him. I’ll shut my pie hole now.