Never argue with a woman with a sledge hammer… it’s just good advice.
Oh come on, it couldn’t have been *that* bad!
Also, I wonder if the woman was this crazy before she died, or did her brain start rotting?
See, you just haven’t been around enough crazy people. The movie “Fatal Attraction” and “Misery” are scary because of how realistic they are.
I still wake up with night terrors sometimes…. the scars…. oh the scars. (This is where I break into very manly sobs and start shouting “Don’t look at me!”)
wait so y is marriage so important to her why cant she leave lovecraft alone, there just so much sadness in this world sob crying
It’s all part of her multitude of conflicting Neurosis.
She loves him, she hates him…. she has a huge hammer.
I love writing for this character. It’s very cathartic. I’m reminded of the time my ex threw a huge snow globe at my head. If I was any slower at ducking we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Zombiologist, I recommend wearing stretchier clothes…. Like spandex. It’s awesome. 🙂 Makes you feel like a superhero.
errrrrr… the second frame kinda….ah…er….my pants feel a bit tight…
My guess is that Lovecraft will somehow escape her and the others will show up soon after he does saying they were just about to rescue him; or the others will actually come to the rescue. Although, and let’s be honest, the first one is much more likely to happen.
i hope this doesnt happen to me when i get married. cuz if it does im goin to hide quicker than shit
Oh this never happens when you get married…. This happens after you get divorced, turn into a zombie, and then she tracks you down screaming “If I can’t have you, no one will!”
And that happens all the time sadly.
When you get married no….. it takes about a month for the honeymoon and wedding stuff to wear off then they go nuts cause you “lost the romance”
That “Lost the Romance” thing…. yeah that’s going to be a running theme for the rest of your life.
I’m not sure what women mean by it, but I watched “Top Gun” when Maverick starts singing “You’ve lost that loving feeling” and now I think it has something to do with fighter jets.
This Valentines Day, instead of chocolates, I’m getting my wife an F16.
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