Being the incredible epitome of manliness that I am, I can relate to today’s webcomic.
What? Why are you laughing? I am manly damnit!
(curls up in the fetal position and weeps… in a manly way)
Hey WTF happend to the cleavage.. geeez.. your doing it all wrong…
should of shot him in his “junk”.
And sure your real manly, so manly that you dont need to be manly or you will overdose on your manlyness.
Tears are just your manliness seeping out. I bet if you collected them and filled a cars tank you could drive off of them, right?
Don’t forget whereever manly tears fall…. Hair grows.
Get out of that position and show off your manlyness or I’ll be forced to man-ely man the manly out of you with a shotgun. Of manlyness.
And then patch up the wound with a permanent bandage that plays the song at the end of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YloNQM5hJZw&feature=feedlik at a frequency only you can hear for all eternity.
Have him do the Suicide Bomber School, suicide bomber demo.
That’s not a bad idea actually. Say you’re a zombie hunter and you get bit. You might as well go out in style, covered in C4 with nails strapped to your whole body.
Or you could suck it up like I’m going to do and just become a zombie.
Im just waiting for the whole thing to implode in Moons face. I mean… *pokes his leg* It doesnt even look like hes bleeding… *tsk* eventually a zit member has got to notice and the boys make a daring (bumbling) escape
Something like that (Dang it now I have to rewrite everything so you don’t expect it)
There’s just no other way to prove your manliness like a T-shirt showing off your junk!
Tell me about it… I have three.
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