Aren’t fireworks fun? A great way to light yourself on fire or blow off a finger or two… Wait why do we do this every year again?
lolo i didnt blown any of my fingers on, but a guy in my town decapitaed himself :0
Holy Crap! Really? That is terrible. The worst I’ve ever done is a 2nd degree burn… from a sparkler.
I know right and did your kid burn u
Well I am fairly flammable.
Mine was great, thanks for asking! 🙂
Seems like “staling” could be a problem for our charred friend.
Zombies with their poor hand/eye coordination and slower reaction times probably should never handle fireworks. It’s just not a good idea.
Yeah…not American so I simply prayed for the apocalypse, slept late, drank heavily and passed out in a strangers bed…so normal day really
Stranger’s bed!… Well I hope for your sake that stranger was at least good looking after the beer goggles wore off. 🙂
The city did fireworks a day early and even then it wasn’t much to look at. In fact, about the most eventful thing that happened that day was that some of the neighbor kids almost didn’t get to do smaller fireworks because their little brother and a cousin (both of which are probably about six) were caught beating on a turtle with a baseball bat. If that’s not a sign of of what our future is going to be like, I don’t know what is.
Last time I remember having anything memorable happen on the 4th of July was when I fell down the steps and skinned most of my left shin.
tell me something… who hurt youas a child and where did they touch you?…
Utah’s a pretty dry place this time of year, I’m surprised they sold aerial fireworks this year. Nothing burned to the ground around here so I guess we’re all good.
Remember: Zombies and fireworks do mix. Hand the zombie a M80 or a Blackcat and watch them have a blast.
Whats the 4th of ju… Oh right your americans, we have the 1st of july here in canada
Yeah but you guys call ham “Canadian bacon” that is madness I tell ya. I refuse to believe that ham and bacon come from the same animal.
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