Sacred Canopic Jars
Personally I would like to have a set of sacred canopic jars. Not really to store my internal organs, probably for something more manly, like candy.
I’ve been reading up a little bit on how the Egyptians would prepare their dead. Interesting stuff, makes how we do it now like we’re a bunch of slackers.
I think in my will I’m going to request that my family put my dead body in several sacred canopic jars…. and then fire those jars out of a cannon over the Great Salt Lake.
I will become food for the billions of brine shrimp that live there. That’s a very dignified way of deposing of my exceedingly handsome corpse.