I swear on a stack of Necronomicon that “Quivering Land Mass” is some sort of medical term and not something dirty.
I totally did not just make that up. (Pssst…. I totally made that up)
So if someone randomly says the words “Quivering Land Mass” to your wife, she won’t get a look of embarrassed recognition?
Let’s just say I am the raging conquistador and I have the metal hat to prove it.
“Naughty Garden Gnomes”
I think I saw that movie once back in the 80’s.
NOT what I thought it was going to be.
See I thought that was “Leprechaun” but I may have just been fantasizing about Jennifer Aniston back then.
It’s all fun and games until Sheila becomes the conquistador, and Lovecraft becomes the invaded “Quivering Landmass”. Then it just gets Faustian.
or is that Jungian?
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