For the record I’m not saying women don’t know pain. That would be ridiculous. My wife has had two children and the pain she’s gone through for that dwarfs my own manly pain by a considerable margin. She also endured this trial with a grace and decorum that I am in no way, shape, or form capable of. Clearly she is the tougher entity in our bizarre relationship.
Never the less there is something unique and excruciatingly painful about being woken from a dead sleep by a hundred and fifty pound Rottweiler colliding with my super manly nether regions at top speed. This happened to me last week and I shall not soon forget it. The chances of our family getting that third child were dramatically reduced at that moment.
And now that I’ve put that image into your heads you will not be able to get it out.
My nether regions….. and all that that implies. You’re welcome.
Aw you set that up and all the comments flashing through my head get my ass kicked by your wife … screw it. I’m going to Dinsey world…
I respect that. It’s a wiser choice.
So where have you been the last week or so Carter?
Back to back conventions. I had Comicon here in Utah, then I went to Portland Oregon for Horrorcon. I’ve been so busy getting ready for those cons I stupidly neglected the comic.
I feel shame.
I got kicked in the nuts so hard that one of them is deformed and doesn’t work any more and higher up it tore a hernia under my pelvic bone. I think that might be the one time a guy can compare pain to child birth.
AAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh!
That is horrifying.
It must be a dog thing. We have a shepard/chow mix and some way, some how, she manages to to step there, regardless of the amount of available walking space around me. You know how much it sucks to not be able to fully relax in bed and having to be on guard at all times?…….well not so much anymore, she has gotten better about it due to the time I was sleeping and she squished that tender spot, my wife says i made a gutteral noise, grabbed the dog by the scruff and threw her off the bed and my eyes never opened. I do not recall any of this but apparently it worked in my favor. *shrug*….I did feel bad about it after my wife told me.
The simple reason I am on team Sheila, if I wasn’t I would in eternal pain.
cHey Carter, check nutsVSguts on youtube and see why it’s BS.
Will do. Thanks.
Protip for all you other guys, if a girl asks what it feels like to get hit in the nuts, Tit punch them. especially if they hit your nuts before asking what it feels like