Zombies make the best Meat Shields. It’s one of their more interesting skills.
They just have to stand their and get shot. That’s what zombies are best at.
I’ve been (over) eating my whole life in preparation for being a meat shield. I would call it a success.
You’ve got to aim for those stars. If your life’s ambition is to be a meat shield, I say go for it.
Also I just found this. Thanks Urban Dictionary!
Zombies are also reuseable…. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! C’mon with zombies we can save the environment!
Hahaha so zombies are green…in more ways than one.
hey t-shirt idea!
There is one like it out there I want http://www.cafepress.com/orderofthestick/6257881
I want one of those… Also that guy does an amazing comic. I love “Order of the Stick”
They do help with the overpopulation problem.
Zombies really are very eco-friendly.
Remember, the meat shield is whoever you grab and throw through the door first. That is why, in most scifi rpg’s, when my CO tells me to investigate a noise he heard in a room next door, I grab him and toss him into the room, followed by a grenade or two. Then, when he emerges from the room later, I shoot him, because he is obviously in league with whatever made the noise.
Lovecraft looks awesome with his disguise on.
I’m glad that I am skinny, and therefor a horrible meat shield.
See you need to bulk up then. I suggest twinkies and buckets of lard. mmmmm… lard.
Using him as a meat shield is a waste of perfectly good zombie juice, though.
“Get in there, meat shield!” I’m totally gonna use that some day.
Well the zompocalypse is coming so you’ll get your chance soon.
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