You know sometimes I think “Man, life would be so much easier if I was a rotting corpse damned to walk the blasted earth eternally hungering for the flesh of the living.”

I usually have these thoughts every morning when I get up to go to work, when my car breaks down, and when I have to do my taxes. That’s when I really start to think that I crave the care free lifestyle of the living dead. Sure you smell bad, your covered in flies, and parts of you are always falling off, but really…. is that so different than when I was in highschool?

….What? Did I just share too much there?… Don’t you judge me!