A Justin Bieber Zombie
A Justin Bieber Zombie is a chilling vision of things to come or it’s possibly the greatest thing that could happen. Because if the great Justin Bieber becomes a Justin Bieber zombie then it would be socially acceptable to shoot him… In the head. Admit it, we all want to do it.
Can I share something with you? We’re friends right? I can’t stand this little snot. I don’t know Justin Bieber, we’ve never met and ultimately I don’t really know anything about him. I have absolutely no actual reason to hate him in any way.
For all intents and purposes Justin Bieber to me could be a made up celebrity created by Pixar and I would never know. Or care. Why then does it feel soooo damn good to hate this kid? It’s completely irrational.
Never the less I would be happy with a Justin Bieber zombie for the simple reason that then it would be socially acceptable to “end his suffering” and also mine.
Why do I hate this guy? There’s the selfish reasons that don’t make me look so good. Jealousy over his success, money, fame, etc… Yeah I’ll admit that. That’s a fairly normal if somewhat shallow reason to not be able to stand someone. I’m a petty little man, I admit this.
Ultimately though I think I don’t like him though because there is something incredibly annoying about someone who is so successful and seams to get so many breaks who then throws it all away and becomes a big giant public idiot.
Watching this kids slow public melt down is irrationally infuriating to me. Not because I care about him in the slightest. I don’t. I just can’t stand to watch someone waste success that seams to come to them so easily when I watch others work so hard to achieve less. And they are better people.