You would think that sharks and humans would be the best creatures to make hybrids of and that the results would be the ultimate weapon… But you’d be wrong.

For that matter why are scientists always blending humans with other creatures in horror movies? The result is almost always an unholy abomination that inevitably turns on the humans and tries to kill us. Are we that dumb as a species?

Yes, yes we are.

For the record I am actually legitimately afraid of bears. If I ever, and I mean EVER hear of a scientist trying to mix human DNA with Bear DNA to create the ultimate super soldier. I am going to make that scientist disappear before he dooms us all.

I bet I just got put on yet another NSA watch list for that comment.