It Puts The Lotion In The Basket
If you don’t know somebody who’s like this… well I’ve got some bad news for you. It’s you. Because I have yet to meet someone who doesn’t have a story or two about crazy stalker ex-relationship. And if for some reason you don’t have a story like that already. Give it time. Crazy people are everywhere and they will find you eventually.
Ah I still have fond memories of my ex-wife showing up at my work. Oh the times we had. There was laughter, there was song, there was a swat team. Actually my memories get a little hazy towards the end of that experience.
It might have something to do with the blood loss.