I Want To Be A Zombie
I get asked this question a lot.
“Carter, you are such a sexy and manly man. Truly a paragon of humanity, Do you really want to become a zombie?”
Well, yeah… I mean don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I’m leaping into the jaws of the first zombie I see. During the inevitable coming zombpocalypse I plan on fighting to the bitter end with every ounce of my incredible and prodigious fighting skills. I plan on going out in a blaze of glory.
But when the end comes, and oh yes it will come. I’m going to have no regrets throwing myself to the hungry zombie masses.
I see in movies a lot where the situation comes up that somebody gets bit and wants to be killed while they are still human. Wow, how lame. What if being a zombie is actually an incredibly awesome experience. Like having a permanent beer buzz. Sounds good right? Do you really want to miss out on that. I don’t.
So if I get infected, DO NOT SHOOT ME! Just let me go on my merry zombie way and everything will be well.
Also this Picture is a zombified version of a friend of mine. Todd from zombiesandtoys.blogspot.com
I’m offering something new on my store.
Custom Zombie portraits!
For a measly investment of fifty bucks I will happily take your picture and turn you into a horrific zombie. Returning to you a quality print and the original pencil illustration.
You know you want one, your life… No your very soul depends on it.