Did you know that sharks can smell blood in the water miles away, and over land, desert, and mountaintops.  Clearly they are nature’s super predator.  I am also scared shitless by them.  They rank high on my list of things I fear the most.

Top Ten Things I Fear The Most

  1. Ghosts
  2. Poop!
  3. Dying penniless, alone, in a ditch
  4. Space Hitler
  5. Sharks
  6. That weird mole on my back shaped like a turtle
  7. Spanks
  8. Germs
  9. Human interactions which cause them to give me their germs
  10. Handshakes

All of these fear completely true and completely rational.