Health nut Zombies are Jerks!
I don’t know why but I find the idea of a health conscious zombie to be hilarious. This kind of health nut zombie would at least be a little less irritating than the militant vegetarian zombie who wont stop whining about eating meat.
Incidentally I happen to be a 0% Trans Fat, low sodium human. So if you turn into a zombie your going to want to eat me first. It’s a healthy choice.