Happy Halloween everyone! The greatest holiday known to mankind is upon us.
So I drew a zombie self portrait for the occasion. I know what you’re thinking. “Holy Crap! Carter you are a handsome handsome man! Will you please have my baby?!”
Sadly I must respectfully decline as I am a happily married man and our love can never be. But all is not lost. I will happily add each of your names to the growing list of people I stalk.
Unfortunately as my list grows I am unable to stalk each of you for long periods of time. Time constraints being what they are I can only stalk each of you for a few minutes each day.
However, if you were to look out your window at just the right moment you would see my devastatingly handsome mug hiding behind the bushes staring back at you through high powered binoculars.
That should help you sleep better tonight right?
YOUR face IS made OUT of pure CREEPYNESS oh LORD of DARKNESS!
btw last night i saw a flaming dog chased by a man with a cupcake. hope that helps you have nightmares. I KNOW YOU HAVE helenmonstreakophobia:P
When you say Flaming dog I hope you mean a dog that “Dabbles in the love that dare not speak it’s name” otherwise…. poor doggy. I hope it’s alright.
The dog was dressed in a suit with flames on it so no dog scorchers around here but that cupcake was horrible.
Oh good, well I feel better about the dog…. BUT the horrific news about substandard cupcakes has senT me into a spiraling depression the likes of which have never before been seen by man nor beast. You have my deepest sympathies.
I need an emoticon for crying cupcakes.
I can make you feel better just imagene you are eating the best cupcake of your life… In a subway … full of peapul that are pooping living death and you are riding on a ballonicorn to the mother cupcake in an epic battle between you`r sausage drone and the evil cupcake lord delicious maximus
Oddly enough that doesn’t make me feel better. In fact it fills me with fear.