Happy Halloween everyone!  The greatest holiday known to mankind is upon us.

So I drew a zombie self portrait for the occasion.  I know what you’re thinking.  “Holy Crap! Carter you are a handsome handsome man!  Will you please have my baby?!”

Sadly I must respectfully decline as I am a happily married man and our love can never be.  But all is not lost.  I will happily add each of your names to the growing list of people I stalk.


Unfortunately as my list grows I am unable to stalk each of you for long periods of time.  Time constraints being what they are I can only stalk each of you for a few minutes each day.

However, if you were to look out your window at just the right moment you would see my devastatingly handsome mug hiding behind the bushes staring back at you through high powered binoculars.

That should help you sleep better tonight right?