Why is the floor sticky is a question that has been known to drive lesser minds mad.  It haunts me, preying upon my mind with it’s….. stickiness.  Honestly I hate things that are sticky.  In fact let me give you a list IN ORDER of the things I am most horrified/terrified of.

  1. Bears
  2. Getting old and dying
  3. Things that are sticky
  4. Mosquitoes
  5. Ghosts

So my idea of a very bad day would be getting mauled to death by a raging mosquito/bear hybrid while simultaneously being slimed by ghost ectoplasm.  And that better be ectoplasm and not something…. else.