You would think she would like him better now that he’s ripped, but believe it or not some women don’t want an overly muscled dude.
And that’s precisely why I never work out. You’re welcome, ladies.
That’s right like the plush toys she loved as a child…soft and cuddly that is why we drink the beer so we can be softer when you hug us… like your beloved teddy bears… found out that my wife never really had teddy bears growing up, she took away my carbs and I lost 20lbs…. I’m soo cold now, always cold.
Thank you for that consideration. I’ve never been one for excessive musculature. All those upper-body-strength reminders make me nervous.
He is probably really happy he can’t fit in the cage.
I could name a few reasons why they don’t like a overly muscular guy: softer, cudlier, more cushion for the pushin, human reflectors shield against incoming objects, big boy know how to cook, grown a personality, doesn’t rely on looks in life, belly makes secondary bed and pillow, can’t run away when chased, other girls don’t hit on us as often so less jealousy, transform into living garbage disposal, the list goes on.
So I’m apparently the only one still interested in the how far the vamp’s perversion runs
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