Facebook Stalker. Well Facebook is hardly a new tool for stalking, but I find it funny that a friend of mine after joining Facebook for the first time spent four hours stalking his ex’s right off the bat. Social media is great for that lazy stalker who just doesn’t want to put in the long hours hiding in the bushes slathered in butter with high powered binoculars.

Some of us are purists though and worry that things like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumbler are going to take the “heart” out of stalking. I mean where’s the dedication? Where’s the sense of craftsmanship if you are merely stalking someone online? Where’s the creepy obsessive and highly inappropriate looooovvvvveeeee???


I bet you anything that I’m already on several NSA watch lists by now.