If you’ve seen that show “Whale Wars” then you know about the Japanese fishing… Oops I meant “Research” fleet’s insatiable food lust for whale meat. I got sucked into that show over the weekend despite my vow of never EVER watching a reality TV show again. I should have kept my vow.
While I appreciate their intentions it does not appear that they actually save any whales.
Sadly I think the only thing that’s going to keep the Japanese from eating whales is no more whales.
We have to save the whales… they are the only thing big enough for Godzilla to eat that will satisfy… otherwise he has to make landfall and destroy Japan, and then the world!
Oooh! you know what is worse than Godzilla? Zombie Godzilla, Carter could you do a solid and give us a zombie Godzilla? Please pretty please… I’ll introduce you to Scarlette Johannsen… we might end up in jail afterwards, but hey you got to meet her.. before the pepper spray and security guards tackle us.
Wait I get to meet Scarlet Johannsen AND get pepper sprayed. Sign me up.
THIS!! You HAVE to do this….we’re finally getting (assuming) a good Godzilla movie unlike the one from the 90’s (stupid mutated hermaphrodite raptor), so we have to have a zombie Godzilla and you sir, are the man for the job!
Whale wars… You need to see the spoof spin episode that south park did about that.
I’ve seen it. Loved it. That’s pretty much how I feel about whale wars in a nutshell.