How does one go about pretending to be human? Vampires and werewolves don’t seam to have a problem doing it. Even Edward Cullen with his sparkly skin managed to do it. Even though that was kind of stupid. Really… really…. Sunlight makes you sparkle, but this sixty watt lightbulb three feat to your left ain’t doing anything for ya.

Zombies probably would have a much harder time pulling it off the whole “Pretending to be human” thing though. It’s the stink you see, it’s pretty hard to cover it up.

Though I suppose you could make up some rules about how they are perfectly preserved for your zombie story though. Mine aren’t though… they kinda smell.

Life as one of the undead must be hard.