Check Out The Size Of My Altar
It suddenly occurs to me that I would never want to be the guy who has to clean up after a bunch of vampires. Have you ever tried to get blood out of anything? That stuff stains, and mopping it up is such a pain in the butt. Plus the screaming gets really tiresome as well. At least till it slowly stops anyway.
Family reunions… Am I right, guys? (Insert rimshot ba dum da k’tshsh)