It suddenly occurs to me that I would never want to be the guy who has to clean up after a bunch of vampires.   Have you ever tried to get blood out of anything?  That stuff stains, and mopping it up is such a pain in the butt.  Plus the screaming gets really tiresome as well.  At least till it slowly stops anyway.

Family reunions… Am I right, guys?  (Insert rimshot ba dum da k’tshsh)