Caffeine is a harsh mistress
Caffeine is a harsh mistress and sometimes you’ve got to brave the zombie apocalypse to get it.
Now I love caffeine, I love it so much I would knock down my own grandmother to get it. But what am I going to do when the zombie apocalypse comes and my precious caffeine supply runs low? I may have to resort to looting.
Lol, who am I kidding, I’m going to start looting right off the bat.
However, even that wont keep me supplied with caffeine forever. So unless for some reason zombies start excreting caffeine (Shudder) my zombie apocalypse is going to involve a very long road trip to Columbia so I can start growing my own supply.
It would be like a more realistic version of “Zombieland” except I never would have shot Bill Murray whether he was a zombie or not.