Brad Pitt…. zombiefied.
Can I share something with you, we’re friends right? I HATE Brad Pitt.
Why you may ask?
He’s better looking than me (if only slightly)
He has more money than I do.
And he’s married to Angelina Jolie, whom despite being crazy as a “poop” house rat is still quite good looking.
I realize this makes me petty and small, and don’t get me wrong I’m very happy with my life, but still…. sometimes…. I hate that guy.