When people tell me that the Magic was inside me all along.  I always assume that they mean Necromancy.  That would explain all the evil.

Well, I hope you all had a good Christmas.  Mine went well and no one died a painful death so that’s positive.  My house is now slightly more full of useless pieces of plastic that my children think are awesome for some weird reason.

I got an entire month’s worth of fresh socks for which I’m pretty happy.  I submit to you that there is no greater pleasure in life than a brand new pair of socks.  I swear by almighty Cthulhu that if I ever become rich my one single ridiculous expenditure will be to buy so many socks that I will NEVER wear the same pair twice.

That’s what I call motivation to succeed.