A truly awkward zombie moment. I always feel like I never pick up on whatever social cues exist. I even bought several books on body language because I have trouble reading people.

Sadly my lack of telepathy, empathy, precognition, and common sense makes social interactions difficult at best. To be honest I have no clue how I’ve ended up married…. twice!? (Pacts with dark powers perhaps?)

Thankfully my wife has become accustomed to the fact that I am socially retarded and will likely be that way for the remainder of my days. She keeps me just this shy of stable for which I’m grateful.