100% True Tales of a Cartoonist: Nearly Killed Myself
For the record when I freaked out and shrieked like a little girl…. It was the shriek of a very manly little girl.
So I’m driving down the freeway in my beat up pickup truck and this dragon fly smacks into me and lands directly on my nether region. Rather than give my manly bits the respect they are due it buzzed hideously and wigged out. And then I’ll admit I completely lost my mind and nearly flipped my truck over into a ditch.
I kept the little monster that nearly killed me and showed it to my wife….. She was less than impressed with my manliness.