Futurama Undead: Lord Nibbler

Now if you could convince Nibbler to eat the other zombies you would only have to worry about one Nibblonian zombie slowly eating every person on the planet, instead of a steadily growing horde of zombies.

Worrying about one Unstoppable zombie Killing Machine is far better than worrying about six billion of them. The downside, That’s a lot of Dark Matter.

Smelly, smelly, Dark, Matter… And you couldn’t even use it for fuel anymore.

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I wanted to start making more concept art comics for Left 4 Dead 3.

See, in my own warped brain, I firmly believe it’s only a matter of time before somebody at Valve sees some my super awesome concept art comics and realizes my genius and untapped potential.

Then I just wait till they swoop down to offer me a dream job….. And a huge raise….. and…. and…. Three cheerleaders to chant my name as I work.

Carter… Carter… Carter!!! Go Carter Go!

A man can dream. Anyway with “The Passage” having the bride zombie boss, I thought it was only fair to have a Groom version of a zombie boss.

Also, if my wife is reading this… I swear it’s only a joke! Oh Dear God! Please Don’t leave me!!!

During the coming Zombpocalypse we’re all going to have to get used to a new standard of beauty as it is highly unlikely that the zombification process will make us better looking.

Okay It might make “some” of us better looking, but… Damn, those people were ugly to begin with.

Just an update while I’m at it. I’ll be working on my regular zombie webcomic story this weekend, I hope to be able to start getting that up on a regular basis very soon.

It’s been so long people may have forgotten that this webcomic actually had a cast and a story at one point. (Sigh) I’ll have to work harder.

I’ve moved, but the work isn’t over. Still have to get a decent internet connection, and my bedroom has no flooring in it yet. (Sadness)

The rest of my floors look awesome though. They should for all the effort I put into them. I worked my unbelievably manly hands to the bone!

Anyway, I’m where I can start doing my “Half Assed zombie Webcomics” again. And soon very soon I will be able to start using my WHOLE ASS again!

That’s probably for the best as I’ve been doing things half assed for so long that my one butt cheek has become incredibly muscular, while the other butt cheek has withered nearly away……

I tilt when I sit now.

You just can’t get good help these days. Especially from the living dead. Damned Zombies never follow instructions.

Sunday I put in about 400 square feet of hardwood floor… I don’t want to brag (Yes I do) but I believe that makes me pure awesome sauce.

Now if somebody would please give me massive amounts of painkillers I would appreciate it. I am in incredible pain.