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In today’s webcomic awkward questions are asked and even more unpleasant Answers given.
When you’re a zombie, things are bound to start falling off. Your going to need a way to reattach them. Stitches, that’s a lot of effort. Staples that would be… unsightly.
Go with superglue, once you’re done reattaching your parts, you’ll probably be a little bit loopy from the fumes.
That’s what we call a twofer!
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Lovecraft gets stuck with the “Crabby” friend… What’s the worst that could happen?
Okay, sure she could actually be some sort of horrible monster, but Lovecraft’s a zombie. He can take it right?
Basically more fan art from me for my Futurama Undead series.
Today’s entry shows the inevitable end to our beloved Professor Farnsworth. Yep he’s just a zombie head in a jar now. (But he’s got a good attitude about it)
If it makes you feel any better, being a zombie head in a jar is probably better for Professor Farnsworth than say… getting shot in the head by Bender.
Maybe they will feed the Professor some Torgo’s Executive Powder to help with the cravings for human flesh.
They don’t call them the Relentless dead for nothing. Zombies just never stop…. ever… Their stamina is legendary.
And yes, all that that implies.
Of course that is offset by the fact that they aren’t very coordinated, they fall down a lot, and horribly disgusting fluids seep out of their gross bodies.
But let’s be honest with each other. Isn’t that how EVERY person is at “last call” at your local singles bar. Don’t deny it.
Embrace your shame!
In which our band of zombie misfits finally arrives at the theater….
I seam to make fun of “Twilight” a lot in my webcomic, don’t I? I can’t help it. There is something inside of me that sees anything that other people consider Good and Popular and FORCES me to make fun of it.
I think the medical term for my condition is called, “Being an ass.”