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Now that I’ve signed on my house I’m disturbingly obsessed about keeping children off my new lawn.
Get of my lawn you little Brats!!! (Man I’m Old!)
That’s why I’m really looking forward to the coming zombie apocalypse when I can finally LEGALLY shoot all the zombie children on my lawn. I bet it will extremely cathartic.
Today’s zombie webcomic makes me giggle….. and yearn for the day I can get rid of those little zombie brats in a socially acceptable way.
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Poor Leela should have controlled her temper just a bit better. She should have known better than to engage in hand to hand combat with zombies.
It can only end in tears.
I’ve done a bunch of these Futurama Undead Webcomics now. I think I’ll do Nibbler next.
There’s a good question, Nibbler can eat anything, but zombies are basically spoiled meat walking…. What would that do to him? If the zombie outbreak is Viral in nature it’s even worse as the meats infected.
More importantly when he craps out a chunk of Dark Matter after eating a bunch of zombies would that Dark Matter have any sinister properties?
See the questions that come up when you’re drawing a zombie webcomic are almost as much fun as the comic itself.
Another moving day Zombie Webcomic is up! Wow, I wish I had the time to do more… I feel shame.
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! I need this move to START! The waiting is killing me. I can’t find all of my copies of “Good Person Magazine” because everything is now in boxes.
Won’t be long though before I do have to change my address. I hate that. I’ve been living here for five years and I STILL get the previous owners mail…. And dang it! I’m tired of getting weird looks from my postman every time he puts a copy of “Midget Wrestling Quarterly” in my mailbox. That’s not mine, Pal.
Mine is the “Midget Bowling Aficionado.”
It’s not what you think, I just read it for the articles…… No, that’s not true. (Sigh) It’s exactly what you think.
I think Dr. Zoidberg would do pretty well during a Futurama zompocalypse.
He can eat anything… and I mean anything, and he’s fairly familiar with unbearable poverty.
Also don’t forget he’s got that really hard shell. Baby, that’s zombie proof armor! And those pincers! What better zombie killing weapons do you need?
Next to Bender, whom we can all agree is a zombie killing machine (Pun intended) Dr. Zoidberg would have no problems surviving the Futurama Zompocalypse.
In today’s Zombie Nation webcomic we face the greatest of fears involved with moving. That of meeting new neighbors. NooooooooO!!!
Actually for me this won’t be bad at all. I’m moving 100 yards and I already know them. I will however not miss my current neighbors.
They aren’t bad people, but occasionally they do like their music. My wife never notices, but I’m pretty hypersensitive to sound and if I here it even for a minute… It fills me instantly with a white hot rage that only the blood of the innocent can satisfy. I realize that I’m insane about this, but what can you do.
Take more Prozac I suppose….. mmmm…. sweet sweet Prozac.