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You know there are a tonne of websites out there telling you how to defend yourself from the undead, how to kill them, how to survive them…. Blah blah blah. And I have to admit I too am guilty of this kind of “Zombie Racism.”
But have any of you ever considered the positive aspects of the coming zombpocalypse?
Namely you can’t kill what’s already dead.
That, my friends, equals no consequences for your actions. You don’t like the guy driving too slow on the road in front of you, just run him down. Neighbor’s music a little too loud, try explosives. Grandma hanging on a little to tight to your inheritance, launch her out of a cannon. It’s awesome! If everyone’s a zombie then you can do whatever you want to them. They’re zombies, it’s all good.
Except to me. Look, if I become a zombie I still expect you all to love and adore me… Just like you do right now. I still expect you all to throw handfuls of cash and women at me whenever you see me.
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This comic was in a response to why I had everyone’s noses fall off when they become a zombie, Okay, well my doppleganger was the only one curious.
…..yeah. Um a wizard did it.
For the record, I have an eight year old son who I think is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me….. So there. (Totally not an accident)
In fact this Saturday I’m taking him and his friend and my daughter fishing. It’s probably one of my favorite things to do with my kids….
And with any luck will generate just enough good will with my children that they will overlook the emotional scarring that I am giving them and NOT put me in a home when I’m old and decrepit.
Keep your fingers crossed.
And now you have three zombie Losers living in the same house. I’m sure this can’t go wrong in any way. Well on the positive side you can’t kill whats already dead right.
When, not if the zombpocalypse comes I’m going to need a huge truck to accomodate all the looting I’m going to do.
Wait, wait, wait….. What am I thinking? I’ll just loot a big truck first! Never mind problem solved.