
In today’s comic installment of “The Zombie Nation” we bring you what everyone secretly fears. A crazy ex.
There is something terrifying about somebody who won’t take a hint…. and get away from you. Imagine if that same person was a your ex-wife, psychotic, and you can’t kill her because she’s already dead.
I get a cold chill just thinking about it.

In today’s webcomic we get a little more insight as to why Lovecraft’s marriage failed… He refused to put the seat down when he peed, the big jerk!
I learned a valuable lesson drawing today’s comic. Namely I should have drawn today’s comic. I drew it in pencil then realized the poses I drew were pretty close to the previous comic. I got the bright idea to copy and paste… Seams like a no brainer doesn’t it. No.
I spent so much time fiddling with it trying to make it look like I didn’t copy it, that I could have just redrawn the stupid thing in Illustrator in less time.
I don’t want to do that again, what a pain.

Restraining orders don’t work on zombies, and in today’s zombie webcomic Lovecraft gets an unwelcome visit from his ex.
I’m of the opinion that once you’re “Done” with someone that they should have the common decency to fall off the face of the earth… Preferably onto something sharp and pointy.
Perhaps the pointy things could also be covered in lemon juice.

In today’s zombie webcomic an interesting question occurs to me. Zombies supposedly don’t heal, so if you pummel the crap out of one, can you fix him?
How do you repair a zombie? Staples, little bit of duct tape here and there? Bailing wire?
The current “Pop Culture” zombie is one that continually rots until there’s nothing left, at which point possibly it just falls over. But you could probably find any number of made up rules to keep your zombies going forever.
Lets be honest, it’s (Sadly) a made up monster, If Stephanie Myers can get paid millions for writing about sparkly vampires who don’t burn up in the sunlight, I can make up whatever rules I want for my zombies.

In today’s webcomic awkward questions are asked and even more unpleasant Answers given.
When you’re a zombie, things are bound to start falling off. Your going to need a way to reattach them. Stitches, that’s a lot of effort. Staples that would be… unsightly.
Go with superglue, once you’re done reattaching your parts, you’ll probably be a little bit loopy from the fumes.
That’s what we call a twofer!




