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Custom Zombie Portraits

by Zombie Carter on August 26, 2012 at 10:59 pm
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

Custom zombie portraits.  Now you can see what you look like as a zombie… It’s going to happen, you might as well be prepared for it.

These are the same black and white portraits on toned paper that I do for people at conventions.  Yes you can now have one of your very own!!! Hazzah!

I just got done doing a couple of events this weekend and ended up doing so many  custom zombie portraits that my arm practically broke off.  That’s alright.  I really enjoy doing them and I get a kick out of people’s reactions when they see them.

Ordering a custom zombie portraits

It’s pretty simple really.

  1. Order a print off this store
  2. I contact you through e-mail to get a picture of you.
  3. I draw you any way you’d like and send you the print.

Awesome! You now have original custom art to horrify your friends and family. (Secretly they will be filled with envy… envy I say)

Imagine what your mother-in-law will say when she visits your humble abode only to be greeted by happy portraits of your decaying family.  With any luck she will be so horrified by your custom zombie art that she’ll just get back on her broomstick and fly back home.  Your weekend will be saved…. and you’re welcome.

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This zombie portrait  is a friend of mine who let me draw her for one of my warm up drawings.  She was particularly pleased by the zombie cleavage.  I imagine her boyfriend is as well.

Custom Zombie Portraits

This particular zombie drawing is a self portrait by the way.  I know I know, I am a handsome man.   But again sorry ladies… and some of you dudes, but I am a happily married man and our love can never be.  I know I feel your pain.

 

Click here for your very own custom zombie portrait.

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The Zombie Nation Book 1: Undeath & Taxes

by Zombie Carter on June 4, 2012 at 3:10 am
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead, Zombie Comic Art, Zombie Survival

The Zombie Nation Book 1: Undeath & Taxes is finally available.  (3 second pause for the applause to die down)

I’m more than happy to announce that I finally have a book available  in glorious print form.  It’s taken me a while to compile my comics into a book.  I know I should have done it earlier if it makes you feel better I feel great shame about the matter.  Seriously, great shame.

Regardless my new book “Undeath & Taxes” is finally available from my store.  And because I love you…. yes in that creepy way, I am offering free shipping within the continental United States.  I’d offer it everywhere but I’m on several “Watch Lists” and they charge me extra as a result.  So feel free to purchase a copy and I will always love you.

Don’t forget every purchase goes a long way to proving my in-laws wrong about me.  Aaaaah the power of spite.  It’s a beautiful thing.

The Zombie Nation Book 1: Undeath and Taxes

Book synopsis:

Let’s face it, zombies are coming. You know it and I know it, and when they get here despite all your careful preparations you’re probably going to die. However, That’s when the party starts. Congratulations! You just became a zombie, the most badass killing machine that has ever walked the blasted earth.

Now stop crying!

Being a zombie is as awesome as it is inevitable. Sure you smell, but be honest, personal hygiene was probably not your thing anyway. Your coordination and mental faculties are probably not at their best, but really no worse than a hard night drinking.

On the plus side as a zombie you now have been blessed with an abundance of endurance and a serious lapse in both your moral and ethical hang-ups. This practically ensures that if you don’t get shot in the head that good times are a comin’. Again, Congrats!

So what now?

This glorious and dare I say it “sexy” book is your guide to your new lifestyle as a member of the hungry relentless dead. In it’s pages are the stories of the poor damned souls who have gone before you.

Be wise, newly born Zombie, and don’t do what they did.

The Zombie Nation Books

My books vital stats are:

A glorious color cover at a death defying 8.5″ X 8.5″ (Gasp!)
Exotic Black and White interior (Exotic I say!)
92 pages or side splitting zombie ADVENTURE!

The Zombie Nation Book interior pages

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Official Zombie Nation Sketchbooks Finally Done

by Zombie Carter on October 27, 2011 at 3:00 am
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

Necronomicon Sketchbooks

I finally put together enough of these sketchbooks to put them up on the store.

And now for shameless self promotion… Shame?  What’s that?

Now you can own your very own Necronomicon and fill it with your own blasphemous scriblins and forbidden rituals… or puppies, whatever. I’m not here to judge you.

I am ridiculously picky about my sketchbooks, you buy them in stores and they are always the wrong size, paper sucks, too few pages, expensive, or the binding is crap.

The only answer of course has been to make my own… So I do. I’ve been making these for years and I’m now happy to offer them to my readers.

I print and assemble these things myself in order to keep the price low, but the quality high. They are great for the burgeoning artists (beware Cthulhu) or simply as gifts to friends and family.

Vital stats on this fine product of ultimate awesomeness!
8.5″ X 11″
Aproximately 110 -125 pages
24 lb bright white paper
Finely printed glossy Lexan cover for durability
All the love of the “Mad Arab” Abdul Alhazred. Fellow nerds will get the reference ;)

For this product I also offer Free shipping within the Continental United States. That’s how much I love you.

 

 

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Official Zombie Nation Bookmarks

by Zombie Carter on October 24, 2011 at 3:00 am
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

zombie bookmarks

Keep losing your place in books?!  Is it driving you to the point of madness?  If only there was something you could put in that book to hold your place.  Sure you could use a rock, but what are we, barbarians?

THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!

Well now there is!  With official zombie bookmarks you will never lose your place again….. AMAZING!

At 1.75″ x 6.35″ and printed on scratch resistant high quality Mylar these are the ultimate in bookmarking technology.
(Super sexy tassel included)

Dare you resist their seductive charms.  I think not.  You can find these amazing bookmarks of pure awesomeness in the store here.
Zombie Nation Bookmarks
Zombie Nation Bookmarks

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A Question For The Readers

by Zombie Carter on October 3, 2011 at 3:05 am
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

As a self professed artist (In theory anyway) I’m always looking for the perfect sketchbook.

Most are too big, don’t like the paper, binder is weak, too few pages, expensive, ect….

After so many years I decided to make my own.  I usually make these in batches and bind them myself.  I’ve been doing this for years now.  I give them as gifts and things like that.

Zombie Sketchbooks

It's like having your very own Necronomicon/sketchbook of doom.

I’m thinking of making more of these specifically branded with the comic, perhaps with some value adds like pages on how I draw the comics, zombie stuff, etc.. things like that.

Is anyone else interested in this?  If so, I’m planning on doing a run of them and adding them to the store.

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Brains For A Dollar

by Zombie Carter on September 2, 2011 at 3:41 am
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

Brains from the dollar store

I got this at the Dollar Store for… Brace yourself… A DOLLAR!

I love Halloween, and the closer we get to that blessed holiday the more weird crap is available for me to spend my hard earned dollars on.  I got this awesome bloody plastic brain and I plan to store it in my freezer,  I believe that’s the appropriate place.

I am so amused by stuff like this.  My wife pretends to not know me as I stand their giggling in the isle holding arm loads of bloody plastic food stuffs.

I am not very mature.

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New Zombie Family Decals Set

by Zombie Carter on August 31, 2011 at 2:00 am
Posted In: Blog, Products of the Living Dead

Zombie Family Decal Set

Much to my shame there is no comic today.  Had a wee bit of trouble with Illustrator.  Fixed now, but I’ll have to postpone the comic till Friday.  I know, I suck.

On the plus side I have some new decals available in the store so you can properly show off to the rest of the world the state of decay your family is in.  Pfft.  Why would you want to be one of the living when you and your lovely family can be one of the relentless dead forever hungering for the flesh of the living.

All of those living people around you… Think of them as just snacks waiting to happen.

Anyway these are available in the store in a variety of delightful colors just waiting for you to give them a good home.

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