Speaking of discussions on zombie fighting weapons. Check this out. Thank you Fijiman for this one.
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Well are you?
I love that scenario where you simply ask, “What do you do if zombies attack…. NOW!?”
It’s not like they are going to call you and warn you ahead of time so there’s a good chance your going to be caught with your pants down. It’s only a matter of time before this happens.
I debate the order of my zombie plans priorities constantly, but first step no question should always be secure a weapon.
Fortunately I’ve got more hammers than I know what to do with so I’m confident. I do have a pretty fearsome looking rock hammer I’ll use for some skull cracking. I’d use a gun as I have several, but to be honest I’d probably shoot myself in the foot.
What is your zombie plan?
Watch the trailer for Lollipop Chainsaw, James Gunn’s “cheerleader vs. zombies” game and either giggle or rend your garments in impotent rage.
I honestly don’t know if I think this is awesome or a huge slap in the face to my favorite monster. Sparkles, Rainbows, Upskirts? That’s no way to fight zombies or maybe it’s the only way to fight them?
….K I just realized that my whole comic could technically be a slap in the face to the fearsome reputation of the living dead, so I have no room to criticize. I’ll shut up now.
This made me smile and want to play “Call of Duty” again. To be honest I don’t play “Call of Duty” very often, mostly because of other COD players.
It is somewhat humiliating to get mocked by a twelve year old living in his mom’s basement who’s criticizing me due to my lack of “The SkillS.”
Look kid I’m sorry I’m on your team and die ALL THE TIME. I have this crazy thing called a job, wife, and kids that keeps me from practicing for 16+ hours a day. Tell you what, let’s play an adult game. It’s called “Paying a Mortgage and doing your taxes at the last minute so you don’t go to jail” and see how well you do…. Now that’s a man’s game. And in about ten or more years it’s going to be your game… unless you still live in mom’s basement.
Great, Cthulhu that was cathartic.
(I really am terrible at multiplayer shooters, I wish that wasn’t true)
Strankenstein’s Zombie Prom For Juvenile Diabetes
This is the 3rd year Steve and Trish Strank have put on the zombie prom, and they promise this to be the best one yet. With performances by Cadence Dance Studio and French Kiss Fitness.
Prizes, spooky atmosphere, catering, prom photography by The Imaging Depot, hearses, and a costume contest that will determine this year’s zombie prom king and Queen!
The event is September 9th from 6pm – 11
To get tickets and find out more information, go to www.UtahZombies.com
Again if you live in the area this is a fun way to spend your time and help raise some funds to help fight Juvenile Diabetes. Diabetes runs through my family like a sugar depleted river so I’m kind of motivated to help this event out any way I can.
If you’re going to be in the Ogden, Utah area September 9th you can dress like a zombie and Attend a zombie prom to help raise funds to fight Juvenile Diabetes.
I Think I could actually do that. My awful dancing skills would simply be mistaken for zombie shuffling. Plus the zombie makeup would help disguise that I’m thirty-six and getting more decrepit every day… That’s a plus.
Watching this movie I can only imagine that this guy must be blackmailing that lady for the date as I don’t know any woman who would have endured even half that date.