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I loves me some good animation, and this one made me laugh. I especially like his zombie pet, why didn’t I think of getting one of those. Would have helped my sad sad social life.
Thanks Fijiman for the link.
“Return of the Living Dead” is one of my all time favorite zombie movies. I never get tired of it and I’ve seen it at least once a year for about twenty years now. Holy crap I’m old. I’m excited to see this documentary on the film though. This looks really cool.
Now this is where I go off on a tangent.
Do you ever get tired of people asking you why do zombies eat brains? It’s because of “Return of the Living Dead” dang it!!! And it’s just worked it’s way into Pop Culture ideas of zombies ever since.
I can’t take it anymore so let’s answer some questions about “Return of the Living Dead” zombies, soon you’ll see they are nothing like the zombies from “Night of the Living Dead.” I pray this ends the debate. Right now I am currently debating this with three different people. I know I have no life.
These questions apply only to “ROTLD” zombies btw.
Q: Why do zombies eat brains?
A: To stop the pain of being dead… It hurts to be dead. Apparently brains are the ultimate pain killer. This is straight from the zombie’s mouth (Literally)
Q: But if they eat brains, won’t that keep more zombies from being created.
A: In “ROTLD” zombies are created by exposure to Trioxin 245 gas, not by being bitten by a zombie. Don’t worry it’s just Trioxin gas you have to worry about being exposed too… You can still eat that tasty bean burrito I know your craving right now…. mmmm burritos.
Q: Doesn’t a headshot kill a zombie?
A: Not a “ROTLD” zombie. It doesn’t do jack. Nothing less than complete destruction of the body will stop the zombie, however, this has the tragic side effect of releasing more Trioxin in the air and causing more zombies. Your pretty much screwed.
Q: But aren’t zombies slow and stupid?
A: Nope they’re pretty spry little buggers, they run, scream, have coherent conversations, and are capable of reasoning out how to kill you no matter where your hiding… And they are impossible to kill. Yeah! We’re still screwed.
Q: Zombiecarter, is it true that you are incredibly sexy and simply the manliest of all manly men?
Q: Can I please have your love child?
A: Hey! Look here, Pal. I’m the one doing the stalking in this relationship. Now If you’ll excuse me I’ll be in your bushes with my high powered binoculars… naked…again.
Holy cow, check out the guy really selling the zombie acting. Pretty cool. He goes from getting bitten to zombified and acting crazy in seconds. That… That.. would be pretty damned scary. I don’t see how “World War Z” is going to be accurate to the book, but it might not suck, and I’ll take that.
Thanks, Alicia for the find. Pretty cool.
I got this at the Dollar Store for… Brace yourself… A DOLLAR!
I love Halloween, and the closer we get to that blessed holiday the more weird crap is available for me to spend my hard earned dollars on. I got this awesome bloody plastic brain and I plan to store it in my freezer, I believe that’s the appropriate place.
I am so amused by stuff like this. My wife pretends to not know me as I stand their giggling in the isle holding arm loads of bloody plastic food stuffs.
I am not very mature.
Much to my shame there is no comic today. Had a wee bit of trouble with Illustrator. Fixed now, but I’ll have to postpone the comic till Friday. I know, I suck.
On the plus side I have some new decals available in the store so you can properly show off to the rest of the world the state of decay your family is in. Pfft. Why would you want to be one of the living when you and your lovely family can be one of the relentless dead forever hungering for the flesh of the living.
All of those living people around you… Think of them as just snacks waiting to happen.
Anyway these are available in the store in a variety of delightful colors just waiting for you to give them a good home.
One of the best things I like about the Webcomic is the conversations I get into in the comments sections for each comic update. But I don’t want those conversations to be lost.
So I’ve made a forum for people to use and I hope to use it to create a community of people who are as obsessed with zombies as I am.
The forum is still brand new so please forgive the rough edges here and there. I’m excited to have it though, sometimes I’ve got things to post that just don’t fit a blog update or that I want more feedback on than I can get from a post.
This is going to be awesome…. Provided I can keep all the damned spammers out of it.
If you’ve got a second, click the forum link and make a profile and start posting.