This is so close to how my first wedding day went down…. except the bride is the one who became a monster… and instead of eating people she ate my dreams.
Nah I’m just kidding. It’s funny because it’s true. 
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Looks like “The Goon” is still working on funding to bring this to the theaters. I hope that becomes a reality as I love awesome animation, but I’m sick of cutsey “Pixaresque” animation. Watching the Goon pummel zombies and various other undead would be perfect.
You can see a much longer Goon mini movie that I posted a while ago here.
I love College Humor. Why are yawns so damned infectious?
I loves me some good animation, and this one made me laugh. I especially like his zombie pet, why didn’t I think of getting one of those. Would have helped my sad sad social life.
Thanks Fijiman for the link.
“MORE BRAINS! A Return to the Living Dead” Trailer (2011) HD
on September 8, 2011 at 3:00 amPosted In: Blog
“Return of the Living Dead” is one of my all time favorite zombie movies. I never get tired of it and I’ve seen it at least once a year for about twenty years now. Holy crap I’m old. I’m excited to see this documentary on the film though. This looks really cool.
Now this is where I go off on a tangent.
Do you ever get tired of people asking you why do zombies eat brains? It’s because of “Return of the Living Dead” dang it!!! And it’s just worked it’s way into Pop Culture ideas of zombies ever since.
I can’t take it anymore so let’s answer some questions about “Return of the Living Dead” zombies, soon you’ll see they are nothing like the zombies from “Night of the Living Dead.” I pray this ends the debate. Right now I am currently debating this with three different people. I know I have no life.
These questions apply only to “ROTLD” zombies btw.
Q: Why do zombies eat brains?
A: To stop the pain of being dead… It hurts to be dead. Apparently brains are the ultimate pain killer. This is straight from the zombie’s mouth (Literally)
Q: But if they eat brains, won’t that keep more zombies from being created.
A: In “ROTLD” zombies are created by exposure to Trioxin 245 gas, not by being bitten by a zombie. Don’t worry it’s just Trioxin gas you have to worry about being exposed too… You can still eat that tasty bean burrito I know your craving right now…. mmmm burritos.
Q: Doesn’t a headshot kill a zombie?
A: Not a “ROTLD” zombie. It doesn’t do jack. Nothing less than complete destruction of the body will stop the zombie, however, this has the tragic side effect of releasing more Trioxin in the air and causing more zombies. Your pretty much screwed.
Q: But aren’t zombies slow and stupid?
A: Nope they’re pretty spry little buggers, they run, scream, have coherent conversations, and are capable of reasoning out how to kill you no matter where your hiding… And they are impossible to kill. Yeah! We’re still screwed.
Q: Zombiecarter, is it true that you are incredibly sexy and simply the manliest of all manly men?
A: Yes
Q: Can I please have your love child?
A: Hey! Look here, Pal. I’m the one doing the stalking in this relationship. Now If you’ll excuse me I’ll be in your bushes with my high powered binoculars… naked…again.
http://www.getmorebrains.com/
Holy cow, check out the guy really selling the zombie acting. Pretty cool. He goes from getting bitten to zombified and acting crazy in seconds. That… That.. would be pretty damned scary. I don’t see how “World War Z” is going to be accurate to the book, but it might not suck, and I’ll take that.
Thanks, Alicia for the find. Pretty cool.
I got this at the Dollar Store for… Brace yourself… A DOLLAR!
I love Halloween, and the closer we get to that blessed holiday the more weird crap is available for me to spend my hard earned dollars on. I got this awesome bloody plastic brain and I plan to store it in my freezer, I believe that’s the appropriate place.
I am so amused by stuff like this. My wife pretends to not know me as I stand their giggling in the isle holding arm loads of bloody plastic food stuffs.
I am not very mature.
