Nothing, and I mean NOTHING says romance like the phrase “Congealed blood.”

Don’t believe me?  Go ahead and try it.

Next time you are with that special someone having a romantic evening and you want to take it to the next level…. Simply lean in and whisper “Cooonnngggeeaaaalllleeedd Bloooooooooooddddddd” into their ear.  I guarantee that you will not be spending the night alone.  It is the ultimate line and never fails.

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Okay I’ll be honest I don’t actually know a damn thing about relationships.  The fact that I have actually been able to convince a women to marry me is still something of a mystery.

Don’t quote me on that, because I will deny it later.

Pineapples.