Nothing, and I mean NOTHING says romance like the phrase “Congealed blood.”
Don’t believe me? Go ahead and try it.
Next time you are with that special someone having a romantic evening and you want to take it to the next level…. Simply lean in and whisper “Cooonnngggeeaaaalllleeedd Bloooooooooooddddddd” into their ear. I guarantee that you will not be spending the night alone. It is the ultimate line and never fails.
Okay I’ll be honest I don’t actually know a damn thing about relationships. The fact that I have actually been able to convince a women to marry me is still something of a mystery.
Don’t quote me on that, because I will deny it later.