The Real Monster Is Intolerance and nobody gets more of it than the humble zombie. Your sexy vampires get all the awkward terrible acting girls and love from all levels of society. Werewolves get….. I don’t know, fleas or something, but I’m sure they’re still readily accepted by society. What do zombies get? Hurt feelings. That’s what.
It gives me the sadness that our zombie friends are always treated with universal revulsion and disgust. When are we as a society going to start respecting these smelly individuals and start giving them a chance. This is ‘Merica damn it!
Something must be done. But not by me because right now it’s past one o’clock and I’ve got to sleep. Night all.