If my ex-wife’s lawyer is reading this then I officially state the character Sheila Revenant is in no way, shape, or form based on your client.

For one she’s too nice.  Sheila has been known to leave her victims alive, with money in their wallets, and they even retained a few scraps of self esteem and hope.  That’s something my ex-wife would never do.  So you can plainly see that your client and my character cannot possibly be related.  Please take your lawsuit elsewhere.

That felt very cathartic.