I’ve been to therapy several times… Don’t ask me how many, and not once did anyone break out the foam bats. I feel like I missed out on a golden opportunity to ineffectually pummel my ex-wife.
……Nah. Who am I kidding. There was so much hate in that woman she could have clobbered Mike Tyson. She was like a tiny tiny whirlwind of crazy.
Good times, good times.