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This is where the comic’s story arc ends and another begins. The last story arc went a little longer than I’d intended. This next one will be a bit shorter and sillier.
There is nothing funnier to me then making my friends and family just a little bit more uncomfortable. I love it to an alarming degree. So when my neighbor and friends are going door to door asking for donations to “Friends of Scouting” I couldn’t help myself.
I’m an assistant cub master for some reason that I still don’t understand. Why anyone would give me the opportunity to mess with the fragile minds of their children is beyond me. I even tell the parents straight up, “I’m going to twist your kids fragile minds into creepy reflection of my own.” And for some reason I still get put in charge of kids. Meh.
The big thing with scouting at the moment is whether or not to allow gay people to be leaders in the scouting program. I work with and am around gay people all the time. It’s just not a big deal to me. I simply don’t have enough free time or energy in me to care who or what other people choose to sleep with.
My experience is that gay people are no more or less creepy and pervy than straight people. So I have a hard time actually caring about this subject, but if I can use it to make my neighbors and friends a little bit more uncomfortable, I’m gonna.
For the record in today’s comic Dan is actually one of the nicest and friendliest people I know.
And now Rosy Palm and her five sisters won’t have anything to do with him ether. Poor Lovecraft. On the plus side she saved him from going blind. That’s good…. Right?
And now I need to sleep.
Dead Island Riptide – Gameplay Trailer I want to play this. Something about zombies in a bikini makes me happy.
I’m not proud of that last part, but there it is.
Everyone has different ideas about what’s best in life. For some it’s a sports car and a smok’n hot spouse. For some people it’s an office full of nerd stuff and an unlimited amount of work to do. Still for others it’s massive amounts of carnage followed by the weeping and lamentations of the conquered.
I’m going to let you guess which of those three I prefer.
Just in case you don’t get the reference. This is Arnold at his finest.
Turning into a zombie happens is in almost every zombie story. Some poor shlub will be bitten by a zombie. Oh he’s fine at first, maybe he even doesn’t realize the ramifications of what’s about to happen to him.
But eventually he’ll start turning into a zombie and you’ll have to deal with them.
It starts off with the poor victim getting weak, sweaty, kinda cranky almost flue like symptoms. Then they get worse and worse till they expire. Now the clock is ticking. Will they be turning into a zombie quickly or will they wait a while to turn? I’ve seen movies where the variable time limit to “Turn” is somehow based on the severity of the bite.
I guess that means you get bit on the toe and you’ll be turning into a zombie slowly, but if he chomps down on your face you’ll be turning into a zombie pretty dang quick. Possibly if a zombie licks you…. Well you may be into some stuff that I don’t want to think about to deeply. Look I’m not here to judge you.
I think it’s interesting the idea the being bitten by something will turn you into that very thing. Being bitten by a werewolf will turn you into one, but that may depend on the phases of the moon. Being bitten by a vampire may turn you into a vampire as well. Depends on what legend you want to listen to.
Sometimes you have to be bitten once. Other times it’s a three day ordeal. Other times you have to get bitten then drink some of the vampires blood. Vampires are ridiculously complected. Must have something to do with all that sparkle they where these days.